I Loved Him For Himself Alone.

Humanity Is Composed But Of Two Categories, The Invalids And The Nurses

Many A Wretch Has Rid On A Hurdle Who Has Done Less Mischief Than Utterers Of Forged Tales, Coiners Of Scandal, And Clippers Of Reputation.

There Is Not A Passion So Strongly Rooted In The Human Heart As Envy.

Modesty Is A Quality In A Lover More Praised By The Women Than Liked.

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.