I Love You To Pieces, Distraction, Etc.

Your Heart, Bessie, Is An Autumn Garage.

People Are Always Ruining Things For You.

While I Was Walking I Passed These Two Guys That Were Unloading This Big Christmas Tree Off A Truck. One Guy, Kept Saying To The Other Guy, 'hold The Sonunvabitch Up! Hold It Up, For Chrissake!' It Certainly Was A Gorgeous Way To Talk About A Christmas Tree.

All Mothers Are Slightly Insane.

This Is A People Shooting Hat," I Said. "i Shoot People In This Hat.