I Love Viagra. I Don't Need It,

You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me Lucille, With Four Hungry Children And A Crop In The Field.

You Know, When You're Poor And You Have A Bunch Of Kids In Your Family, You Don't Know That Everybody's Not Poor.

There'll Be Time Enough For Counting When The Dealing's Done.

I've Always Said That Gray Hair Looks Good On Everybody But Yourself. To Me, It Makes Me Look Old.

I Was Raised In The Church.