I Love Viagra. I Don't Need It,

There Has To Be Chemistry In A Duet, But If You Go Beyond The Point Of Friendship And Attraction, You Lose Something.

Here's What I've Learned About Raising Boys... If You Keep 'em Busy, They're Fine. You Let 'em Get Bored, They'll Dismantle Your House Board By Board.

You Know, When You're Poor And You Have A Bunch Of Kids In Your Family, You Don't Know That Everybody's Not Poor.

I Have Awards Right Now That I Do Not Remember Walking On Stage To Get.

With All My Heart, And All My Soul, I Will Love You Till The Winds Don't Blow. Until The Oceans Turn To Stone, My Love Is Yours And Yours Alone. My Love Is Forever, Until Forever's Gone.