I Love Viagra. I Don't Need It,

I Just Hope I Can Spread Some Of The Happiness That's Been Coming My Way.

I've Always Said That Gray Hair Looks Good On Everybody But Yourself. To Me, It Makes Me Look Old.

Here's What I've Learned About Raising Boys... If You Keep 'em Busy, They're Fine. You Let 'em Get Bored, They'll Dismantle Your House Board By Board.

I'm Much More Comfortable Singing Than Talking.

Stay Away From Trouble When You Can.