I Love Rain. It's Lucky, I Always

If You Need A Helping Hand, You Can Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

Once A Crowd Chased Me For An Autograph. "beat It", I Said, "go Sit On A Tack!" "we Made You", They Said. "like Hell You Did", I Told Them.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.

People Who Want To Be Famous Are Really Loners. Or They Should Be.

My Father, A Surgeon And Urologist, Studied Sex Professionally All His Life. Before He Died At 82, He Told Me He Hadn't Come To Any Conclusions About It At All.