I Love My Comedy Too Much To

I Always Had Boyfriends, But I Never Imagined A Proposal Or A Wedding. To Me, That Was Like Having A Ball And Chain Round Your Neck.

Nobody Can Make Me Cry In Public. I'll Punch Them First Before They Make My Mascara Smear.

The Only Man Who Has Stolen My Heart Is My Son.

I've Been On The Floor And I've Been Heartbroken. I Didn't Know How I Was Going To Stand Up. But I Just Gave It Time.

My Job Is Not To Talk Smack About Anything. This Is Why I Dislike Strongly Doing Magazine Articles: My Personality Does Not Translate To Print. People Don't Read It As Sarcasm, And It Just Comes Off Badly.