I Love Life, And I Embrace Every

Marriage Is Wild. I Thought It Was This Perfect Land Of Happiness And Joy. Wrong! After You Say You Do, You Don't For A Long Time.

My Mom [comes] To See My Shows Because She's So Proud, But I'm Talking About Losing My Virginity, My Ex-wife And Our Sexual Problems, And She's Sitting In The Front Row Smiling. I Just Go, "mom, You Can't Sit In The Front Row, You Can't Smile. You Have To Go Way In The Back And Dress In Black. If I See You It's Like You're Breaking In When I'm Having Sex With My Wife. It's Just Wrong."

Latins For Republicans. It's Like Roaches For Raid.

I Love Life, And I Embrace Every Minute Of It.

We Are Taking Our Culture And Suturing It To America. Like Gum On The Bottom Of A Shoe, We Are Not Going To Disappear. Unlike Other Peoples Who Totally Assimilated, We Are More Interested In Co-assimilation.