I Love Kale. I Bake It. I

When I Was In High School, I Liked To Pretend That I Was A Russian Foreign Exchange Student. I Would Do Things Like Go Into A Pizza Restaurant And Tell Them Id Never Had Pizza Before, And Theyd Bring Me Into The Kitchen And Show Me How To Make An American Pizza. Its Really Fun.

Self Censorship? Not My Strong Suit...i Dont Want To Be A Total D O U C H E B A G , But A Little Bit Of One.

I've Been Compiling A List Of Art Project Ideas For A Long Time. These Are Ideas Of Things I Would Love To See Someday. They Range From The Practical - Jackets With Woodstoves In Them - To The Sublime - Images Of Nuns On Waterslides.

When I Try To Use Incantations At Work I Often Find They Have No Effect And My Coworkers Just Laugh At Me.

I Love Kale. I Bake It. I Sauté It. I Juice It. I Massage It. I Want Other People To Join The Cult-of- Kale.