I Love Dogs Because They're So Adaptable.

I Hate Those People Who Say 'i Don't Own A Television' - I Own One And I Watch It Whenever I Can.

My Mom Just Didn't Put A Very High Premium On Me Being Like Really Famous Or Really Wealthy Or Anything.

It's A Very Long And Difficult Schedule On A Single-camera Show.

It's Not Common For A Woman On Television, Especially If She's The Mom Of The Family, To Be Funny. She's Usually A Straight Man Or Foil.

You'll Notice My Eyes Have Sort Of Glazed Over.