I Love Comedians. They're My Community.

I've Started To Kind Of Hate People, And It's Not Because I Have Anything Against Them. It's Just, I Enjoy It. It's Recreation.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

My Kids Used To Love Math. Now It Makes Them Cry. Thanks Standardized Testing And Common Core!

Comedians And Feminists... Are Natural Enemies, Because Stereotypically-speaking, Feminists Can't Take A Joke And... Comedians Can't Take Criticism.

I Don't Like Waking Up. I Feel Like Staying In Bed Usually, But I Can't Because I've Got Two Kids Standing Next To My Bed, Just Eager To Live Another Day.