I Love Body Parts, Especially Hands.

Average. It Was The Worst, Most Disgusting Word In The English Language. Nothing Meaningful Or Worthwhile Ever Came From That Word.

Even When I Took First Prize, Topped The Class, Won The Race, I Never Really Won Anything. I Was Merely Avoiding The Embarrassment Of Losing.

I Was Very Sexual From A Very Young Age.

The Diet Industry Is Making A Lot Of Money Selling Us Fad Diets, Nonfat Foods Full Of Chemicals, Gym Memberships, And Pills While We Lose A Piece Of Our Self-esteem Every Time We Fail Another Diet Or Neglect To Use The Gym Membership We Could Barely Afford.

It's Always Fun To Play The Innocent, No Matter What You're Doing. If You Feel Like You're Doing The Right Thing, You Can Get Away With A Lot Comedically. I Had Definitely Missed Not Having A Conscience.