I Lost My Virginity When I Was

Best Advice That I Ever Got Is To Do Whatever It Takes To Make Myself Happy, So That I'll Be Able To Make Others Happy. If I'm Not Happy, I Can't Make Other People Happy.

The Hype Man's Job Is To Get Everybody Out Of Their Seats And On The Dance Floor To Have A Good Time.

When I Was In Jail, I Was A Lot Of People's Favorite Person. I Practically Ran The Jail. I Had More Freedom Than The Police.

Doing Scripted Acting Is A Challenge To Me. I Can't Remember Things Too Good, So Remembering Lines Is A Challenge To Your Boy.

I Wear My Viking Helmet Because The Horns Define How Sharp My Brains Are. If You Try To Rub Me The Wrong Way, I Will Stick You With Both Of My Horns.