I Look Thuggish When I Shave My

When We Started I Wasn't The Singer. I Was The Drunk Rhythm Guitarist Who Wrote All These Weird Songs.

See The Ridiculous In Everything.

Irony Is The Recourse Of The Weak-minded Wimp, I Think. I Hate Bands That Deliver Their Songs With Knowing Smiles On Their Faces, So That If Those Songs Fall Flat They Can Say 'ah Well, We Never Really Meant It Anyway.' It's So Dishonest.

It's Really Nice Meeting People After A Concert. Still, It's Very Weird To Be At The Center Of A Group Of 30 People All Listening To What You're Saying. When That Group Turns Into 300 People, It Goes On From Weird. Some People Revel In It, And I Don't.

I'm In The Strange Position Of The World Drifting Away From Me, But You Know What? I'm Actually Quite Content With That. It Doesn't Bother Me In The Slightest. I Don't Feel Like, 'oh God, I'm Being Left Behind.'