I Live In L.a., I Go On

Yes, I'm Married. But My Wife Understands That A Good Politician Has To Be Appealing To The Ladies. The Fact That I Haven't Even Gotten Close To Cheating On Her Is A Disappointment To Us Both.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.

Writing Your Own Jokes, You Just Kind Of Keep Working On Something Until You Think It Might Work, And Then You Try It Out And Hope For The Best.

I Just Think It's Sad That The Main Places In Our Culture That We Designate To Meet New People Are Bars And Nightclubs.