I Live By The Rule That You

Thank God For The Italians, The Most Forgiving People Of The World. And They Sing So Loud You Can Barely Hear The Music!

I Don't Really Care What People Say. If I'm Wearing, Like, A Tie-dye Onesie And I'm In The Middle Of The Desert, I'm Not Doing It For Fashion Points; I'm Doing It Because It's Fun Or It Makes Me Feel Good.

Labels Are For Cans, Not For People.

I'm Pretty Healthy So I Think That Helps A Lot. I've Been That Way For A Long Time - 20 Solid Years Of Eating Vegetarian/vegan And Taking Care Of Myself. That Probably Helps The Preservation Process.

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.