I Like To Think Of Myself As

I'm Pale-skinned So I Don't Feel At My Best On A Beach.

The Labour Party Has Lost The Last Four Elections. If They Lose Another, They Get To Keep The Liberal Party.

I Am Attached To The West Coast Of Scotland - It's Gorgeous To Look At And Challenging. You Have To Contend With The Possibility Of Being Blown Away Or Rained On. And In The Summer Months You Can Be Eaten Alive By Midges.

I Like New York. There Are Similarities With London That Make It Feel Rather Like Home, But At The Same Time It's Slightly Fictional.

I Remember Being In China And Realising How Irrelevant Not Even Britain Is, But Also Europe. We're Just Another Remote Country That Hardly Impinges On Some Places At All.