I Like To Shop, But I Don't

I Really Turned Into, You Know, The Real Street Kid. I Was Kind Of Like A Runaway, But I Had A Mother, You Know What I Mean, And I Had A Place To Stay.

I'm Not A Braggart, But When I Was A Little Girl People Used To Come From All Over Hollywood To Hear Me Sing.

People That Can't Stand To Listen To The Blues, They've Got To Be Phonies.

You Know, Your President, The One With The Big Ears-he Ain't My President - Had That Woman Singing For Him At His Inauguration. She's Going To Get Her [expletive] Whooped. How Dare Beyonce Sing My Song That I Been Singing Forever. Now I'm Going To Sing It For Y'all.

I Don't Care Who's Playing. Even If It's My Favorite Artist, I'm Probably Not Gonna Go And See Him.