I Like To Respond With Jokes And

I Am In Love With Counting Crows. It Is So Manly And American.

I'm A Huge Fan Of The People And Things That Are Considered The Epitomes Of Tastelessness - Things Like Drag And Raunchy Comedy.

George Bush Isn't Hitler. He Could Be If He Applied Himself.

Comedy Is The Only Weapon I Have To Battle Totalitarianism.

It's Not The Best Between My Family And Me. There Are So Many Crimes Left Unpunished, Debts Unpaid, White Elephants In The Middle Of The Room That No One Will Even Offer A Peanut To. We Are In The Red, Emotionally Speaking.