I Like To Make Things, But I

I Don't Mind Pointing Out Some Of The Failings Of Old Age, Because We Are All Headed In That Direction, Unless Of Course We Take Our Own Lives Before We Become A Burden. I'm Not Advocating Suicide, Oh Wait, I Guess I Am.

I Wouldn't Call Myself A Shut-in. I Have The Ability To Leave My Home; I Just Choose Not To. But Because I'm Such A Homebody, It's Important To Be Surrounded By Things I Love.

Most People Think Witches Are A Coven Of Lesbians Dancing Naked In The Forest Celebrating The Semen Stolen From Imprisoned Hypnotized Males, Which They Then Use To Inseminate One Another Using Turkey Basters In Order To Create A Legion Of Demon Babies. Well, That's Only Part Of It. We Are Also Active In Community Outreach Programs.

There Is Nothing Wrong With Not Wanting To Be A Hospitable Person And Have Groups Of People In Your Home Touching Your Personables.

I Like To Entertain In All Aspects. When You're With Somebody And You're Out, You Want To Be Entertained.