I Like To Buy Clothes That Are

If I Have One More Facelift I'll Have A Beard!

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First Thing I Do In The Morning, After I Have My Breakfast And Do My Spiritual Work, Is Put On My Makeup And Fix My Hair, And I Can Do My Makeup In 15 Minutes.

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

Daddy's Working Boots Have Taken Many Steps For Us.