I Like The Old Wisdom--puns, Riddles, Spells,

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

The Psychiatrist's Office: The Only Place I Can Be Sure My Story Will Be Treated As Sad, But Interesting.

I Did Not Know I Was In My Prime Until Afterwards.

Most Reputations Are Not Ruined But Forgotten.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.