I Like Sitting And Writing With My

I Sang A Song At My Sister's Wedding. My Mother Forced Me Into That, Too. But That One Felt All Right.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

Paul Newman's Half Jewishand Florence Henderson's Half, Tooput Them Together,what A Fine Looking Jew!

Sitting In A Room Being Forced To Listen To 'the Chanukah Song' Over And Over." [on His Idea Of Hell]

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.