I Like Physics, But I Love Cartoons.

The Radiation Left Over From The Big Bang Is The Same As That In Your Microwave Oven But Very Much Less Powerful. It Would Heat Your Pizza Only To Minus 271.3*c - Not Much Good For Defrosting The Pizza, Let Alone Cooking It.

[i Think The Most About] Women. They Are A Complete Mystery.

When I Was First Diagnosed With Als, I Was Given Two Years To Live. Now 45 Years Later, I Am Doing Pretty Well.

So Next Time Someone Complains That You Have Made A Mistake, Tell Him That May Be A Good Thing. Because Without Imperfection, Neither You Nor I Would Exist.

You Can't Regulate Every Lab In The World.