I Like My Zombies Slow And I

Her Only Fault Is That She Lacks Sense Enough To Avoid Falling In Love With Such A Fool As I!

Some People Say "if We Split Up,we Can Cover More Ground"-with Blood

My Men Have Suffered Greatly (from Boredom), Much Blood Has Been Shed (by Mosquitoes), And I Have Swung My Ax Mightily (chopping Firewood). Surely We Have Earned Our Place In The Annals Of History—for Never Has There Been So Little War In A War.

I've Been A Lifelong Horror Fan, But At The Same Time, I Would Say 90 Percent Of My Reading Is Biographies And Nonfiction History.

My Sisters And I Cannot Spend Any Substantial Time Searching For Wickham, As We Are Each Commanded By His Majesty To Defend Hertfordshire From All Enemies Until Such Time As We Are Dead, Rendered Lame, Or Married.