I Like Museums In Berlin A Lot,

I See No Difference Between My Pictures That People Consider Amusing And The Rest. To Me, It's All Serious Work - They're Just A Reaction To What I See. I Don't Leave This Apartment In The Morning And Say To Myself 'today I'm Going To Be Funny And Tomorrow I'm Going To Be Sad.'

As A Professional Photographer I Take Photographs For Other People To See - But I Want Them To See What I See. So I Never Assume That Only A Few People Will Appreciate What I Do. At All Times, The Public Should Be Able To Understand What I've Done, Even If They Don't Understand How I've Done It.

You Don't Study Photography, You Just Do It.

Photoshop Is Useful In Many Ways But Must Never Be Used For The Altering Of Photographs. My Assistants And My Agency Do Whatever Photoshop Work For Me That May Be Required As It Is Too Complicated For My Brain.

Be Sure To Take The Lens Cap Off Before Photographing.