I Like Idiotic Comedies.

I Find I Have To Be The Sad Clown: Laughing On The Outside, Crying On The Inside.

All Writers Are Vampires.

I Like The Prop Food So Much That I Eat It Between Takes As Well As On Camera.

This Is Gonna Sound Stupid, But I Saw At One Point That Our Mothers Are ... Bus Drivers. No, They Are The Bus. See, They're The Vehicle That Gets Us Here. They Drop Us Off And Go On Their Way. They Continue On Their Journey. And The Problem Is That We Keep Tryin' To Get Back On The Bus, Instead Of Just Lettin' It Go.

Actors Will Say, 'my Character Wouldn't Say That.' Who Said It Was Your Character?