I Like How I Write Better Than

The Opportunity To Write For The 'l.a. Weekly' Has Been One Of The Better Breaks That Has Come My Way In A Long Time.

Sarah Palin Embarrasses Herself Almost Immediately Upon Opening Her Mouth To Speak Or Upon Moving Her Fingers To Send Messages To Her Dull Flock.

I Don't Have Talent. I Have Tenacity.

Pizza Makes Me Think That Anything Is Possible.

I'll Never Forget How The Depression And Loneliness Felt Good And Bad At The Same Time. Still Does.