I Like A Drama. And I Think

I Have A Small Child. Being A Parent Takes A Lot Of Time. People Always Ask Me, "what Movies Have You Watched Lately?" I Tell Them, "finding 'nemo' ... 'shrek'.

Scott Eastwood Always Came In And Did A Good Job. And He's Now Graduated To Better Roles, And The Chicks Are All Calling And Asking Where Scott Is. They Used To Ask Where I Was. Now They're Going, "what About Scott?"

Nowadays, Politically, Everybody Is Promising Everything. That's The Only Way You Can Get Elected.

The Most Gentle People In The World Are Macho Males, People Who Are Confident In Their Masculinity And Have A Feeling Of Well-being In Themselves. They Don't Have To Kick In Doors, Mistreat Women, Or Make Fun Of Gays.

Libertarian: Everyone Leaves Everyone Else Alone