I Like A Bit Of Mongrel Myself,

Let Not The Right Side Of Your Brain Know What The Left Side Doeth.

To Be A Champion You Must Live Like One.

I Lay My Eternal Curse On Whomsoever Shall Now Or At Any Time Hereafter Make Schoolbooks Of My Works And Make Me Hated As Shakespeare Is Hated. My Plays Were Not Designed As Instruments Of Torture. All The Schools That Lust After Them Get This Answer, And Will Never Get Any Other.

When Satan Makes Impure Verses, Allah Sends A Divine Tune To Cleanse Them.

A Serious Illness Or A Death Advertises The Doctor Exactly As A Hanging Advertises The Barrister Who Defended The Person Hanged.