I Lie A Lot - It's Really

Don't Talk To Me About People Who Are 'nice' Cause I Have Spent My Whole Life In Ruins Because Of People Who Are 'nice'.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

I Am Unable To Watch The Olympics Due To The Blustering Jingoism That Drenches The Event. Has England Ever Been Quite So Foul With Patriotism? The 'dazzling Royals' Have, Quite Naturally, Hi-jacked The Olympics For Their Own Empirical Needs, And No Oppositional Voice Is Allowed In The Free Press.

I Would Never, Ever Do Anything As Vulgar As Having Fun.

You Can't Help But Feel That The Chinese People Are A Subspecies.