I Learned To Walk As A Baby,

Dating A New Man Is Like Holding A Strawberry Milkshake; First The Taste, Then The Pleasure.

In Spite Of Everything Life Is Not Without Hope.

Sometimes I've Been To A Party Where No One Spoke To Me For A Whole Evening. The Men, Frightened By Their Wives Or Sweeties, Would Give Me A Wide Berth. And The Ladies Would Gang Up In A Corner To Discuss My Dangerous Character.

There's Only One Sort Of Natural Blonde On Earth - Albinos.

I Remember When I Was In High School I Didn't Have A New Dress For Each Special Occasion. The Girls Would Bring The Fact To My Attention, Not Always Too Delicately. The Boys, However, Never Bothered With The Subject. They Were My Friends, Not Because Of The Size Of My Wardrobe But Because They Liked Me.