I Learned More From The First Stupid

Americans Adore Me And Will Go On Adoring Me Until I Say Something Nice About Them.

I Dislike Feeling At Home When I Am Abroad.

The Wheels Are Turning, But The Hamsters Are All Dead. Make It Idiot-proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot. I Learned Long Ago, Never To Wrestle With A Pig, You Get Dirty; And Besides, The Pig Likes It.

Few Of Us Have Vitality Enough To Make Any Of Our Instincts Imperious.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaler, Not A Champagne Teetotaler; I Don't Like Beer.