I Learned Early That You Only Have

I Ask Myself More Questions Than Hamlet As I Ponder Which Shoes To Wear

I Love The Fast Lane.

It's Sheer Torture. I Have To Be Up With The Chickens Every Day And Go To Work On My Body. I Hate It, But I Do It.

The Average Housewife Goes To The Restaurant To Relax And Enjoy The Food. But When Eva Walks In, She Becomes The Center Of Attention.

Most People Don't Need To Work As Hard As I Do.