I Learned A Lot In Those First

Making A Television Show Is Not Like Making Coca-cola Or Bacardi Rum. The Human Element In Our Business Prevents Us From Finding A Successful Formula Every Time.

The Thing I Remember About New York Was How Little I Felt. I Arrived With One Small Bag And $15.

The Spanish And Cuban People Have The Same Kind Of Wakes The Irish Do. They Go On For Two Or Three Days And Drink A Lot Of Booze And Eat A Lot Of Food.

My Latin Temper Blows Up Pretty Fast, But It Goes Down Just As Fast. Maybe That's Why You Seldom Hear Of Ulcers In Latin America.

One Of My Biggest Problems With Comedy Was That I Did Not Understand Some Of The Jokes.