I Laugh A Lot In The Ring

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', Profilin', Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss-stealing, Wheelin' N' Dealin' Son Of A Gun!

I've Always Been A Very Good Heel!

We Used To Wrestle Every Night, 385 Times A Year. For Ten Years. 365 Days. Never Had Any Holidays Off, Ever. Holidays Were Always Two-day Venues. Two Event Venues. Afternoon And Night.

The Guy Who Could Be Me, But He Knows When To Draw The Line, Is John Cena. John Cena Can Rock 'n' Roll, Let Me Tell You.

I’'d Love To See Sting Come Back. The Guys That Had The Potential To Make Any Money And Draw Any Money, They Came. The Ones That Made It, Made It, And The Ones That Didn’'t, Didn’'t. The List Of Those Who Made It, There’s Lots… The List Of Those Who Didn'’t Make It Are Longer Then The Ones Who Did.