I Know What I Have To Do

My Wife Keeps On Telling Me My Worst Fault Is That I Keep Things To Myself And Appear Relaxed. But I Am Really In A Room In My Own Head And Not Hearing A Thing Anyone Is Saying.

I Did A 'love Boat!' And Based On My Trip On The 'love Boat,' I Said, 'i'd Just As Soon Not Do 'fantasy Island.''

It's Not A Mid-life Crisis. It's A Mid-life Disaster. A Mid-life Crisis Is When You Wake Up With Everything And You Go "i Have Everything But I'm Still Unhappy."

For Some People, I Will Be Forrest Gump For The Rest Of My Life. But That's Ok; That's A Good Thing.

E-mail Is Far More Convenient Than The Telephone, As Far As I'm Concerned. I Would Throw My Phone Away If I Could Get Away With It.