I Know That Oprah And I Mean

People Respond Faster To You On A Text Than An E-mail. Why Is That? Why Will They Ignore An E-mail, But Get Back To A Text?

When I Want To Support A Film Starring Actors I Like, I Purchase Several Tickets At The Box Office - Even If I Can't Stay For The Movie.

I Can't Stop Watching 'pan Am.' When I Was Growing Up, My Father Worked As An Engineer In Turkey, And We Always Flew Pan Am. The Stewardesses Were So Glamorous! When They Gave Me A Set Of Those Golden Wings, I Felt Very Grown-up. Not Only Is The Show's Plot Full Of Mystery And Infidelity, They Get The Period Details Just Right.

When I Found Out That I Was Going To Be Cbs Every Morning, My First Phone Call Was To Jenny Craig. Ten Days Later, I Lost Nine Pounds. Now I Even Take The Plan's Popcorn With Me To The Movies.

People Think That I Don't Work, And I Fly Around In Oprah's Private Plane Doing Whatever I Want.