I Know That Oprah And I Mean

When I Want To Support A Film Starring Actors I Like, I Purchase Several Tickets At The Box Office - Even If I Can't Stay For The Movie.

I Wish I Wasn't So Technically Challenged, Because It Puts You At A Distinct Disadvantage. I Wish I Could Figure Out A Way To Get More Up To Speed.

And, I Believe That One Of The Most Loving Things You Can Do Is Prepare A Meal For Someone You Love. None Of Which I Know How To Do!

People Think That I Don't Work, And I Fly Around In Oprah's Private Plane Doing Whatever I Want.

I Know Exercise Is Important, But I Hate It!