I Know One Man Who Was Impotent

I Have Not Been One Who Believed In The Global Warming. But I Tell You, They Are Making A Convert Out Of Me As These Blistering Summers. They Have Broken Heat Records In A Number Of Cities Already This Year And Broken All-time Records And It Is Getting Hotter And The Ice Caps Are Melting And There Is A Build Up Of Carbon Dioxide In The Air. We Really Need To Address The Burning Of Fossil Fuels.

You Can Imagine, If Somebody's Approaching Retirement, And All Of A Sudden The Funds That He Or She Is Depending On Is Depleted By 50% Or However Many, It Gives Them A Sinking Feeling In The Pit Of Their Stomach.

Maybe We Need A Very Small Nuke Thrown Off On Foggy Bottom To Shake Things Up Like Newt Gingrich Wants To Do.

I Know One Man Who Was Impotent Who Gave Aids To His Wife And The Only Thing They Did Was Kiss.

A Government Official Is A Man Who Has Risen From Obscurity To Something Worse.