I Know Jesus Christ Died For My

The Religion That Has Transformed Western Civilization For Two Millennia Is A Blank Slate For Liberals. Their Closest Reference Point Is Conservative Christians, Meaning People You're Not Supposed To Hire. And These Are The People Who Carp About George Bush's Alleged Lack Of Intellectual Curiosity.

We Should Invade Their Countries, Kill Their Leaders And Convert Them To Christianity.

Liberals Are More Upset When A Tree Is Chopped Down Than When A Child Is Aborted.

Conservatives Have A Problem With Women. For That Matter, All Men Do.

Let's Say I Go Out Every Night, I Meet A Guy And Have Sex With Him. Good For Me. I'm Not Married.