I Know I'm Not The Best. I'm

On A Scale Of The United States, The Hollywood Influence On What Comes Out, That's Not The Majority Views Of Across The Country. What We Read In Us Weekly Or People Magazine, Or Entertainment Tonight, It's Not What The Majority Of The Country Is Thinking.

You Know How Much Money The Oil Companies Have? If You Need Some Gas, Just Go Fill Your Tank Off And Drive Off - They're Not Going To Miss It.

Beyonce, To Me, Doesn't Have A F--king 'purple Rain', But She's The Biggest Thing On Earth. How Can You Be That Big Without At Least One 'sweet Home Alabama' Or 'old Time Rock & Roll'? People Are Like, 'beyonce's Hot. Got A Nice F--king Ass.' I'm Like, 'cool, I Like Skinny White Chicks With Big T--s.' Doesn't Really F--king Do Much For Me.

I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock For Cash, And The Topless Dancers.

You've Got To Work Hard For Your Success And You've Got To Have A Steady Presence. That's The Secret.