I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know

I Wish I Was Old Hollywood.

I Never Let My Politics Supersede My Manners.

I Remember Seeing Aladdin When I Was Five Or Six And Loving It. I Looked At The Big Screen And Said To My Mum, Whatever This Genie Guy Does, I Want To Do. Mum Said I Couldnt Be A Genie, But That Robin Williams, Who Did The Voice-over In The Film, Was An Actor. So I Said, Ok, Then, I Want To Be An Actor.

I'd Like To Be Writing Songs For Other People - I Just Like Writing Songs.

I Mean, Part Of Me Would Love To Be A Fat Tenured Professor Of Theater Someday.