I Knew That This Job Would Be

The Success Of Our Popular Government Rests Wholly Upon The Correct Interpretation Of The Deliberate, Intelligent, Dependable Popular Will Of America.

Screwing Is More Enjoyable Than Drilling Bolt Holes !.

Practically All We Know Is That Thousands Of Native Haitians Have Been Killed By American Marines, And That Many Of Our Own Gallant Men Have Sacrificed Their Lives At The Behest Of An Executive Department In Order To Establish Laws Drafted By The Assistant Secretary Of The Navy. ... I Will Not Empower An Assistant Secretary Of The Navy To Draft A Constitution For Helpless Neighbors In The West Indies And Jam It Down Their Throats At The Point Of Bayonets Borne By U.s. Marines.

I Expect It Is Very Possible That I Would Make As Good A President As A Great Many Men Who Are Talked Of For That Position.

I Am Not Fit For This Office And Should Never Have Been Here.