I Knew It Was Going To Be

My Kids Love It. I Thought I Was The Coolest Dad In The World When I Got To Be In A Bond Film, But 'harry Potter', Too? Well, I Think I Qualify For A Medal For Exceptional Parenting Or Something, Don't You?

The Person Who Comes Up To You And Makes The Most Noise And Is The Most Intrusive Is Invariably The Person In The Room Who Has No Respect For You At All, And It's Really All About Them.

Usually For A Movie, If You Want A 13-year-old, You Get A 16-year-old Who Looks 13, Because 13-year-olds Dont Have That Level Of Self-awareness.

I Had A Very Bad Time With Acid. I Did That Classic Thing Of Looking In The Mirror By Mistake And Seeing The Devil. But I Took It Several Times, Because You Always Think That Next Time You Might Have The Wonderful Time That Everyone Else Is Having.

I Went To Glenalmond And Got The Piss Taken Out Of Me For My Glasgow Accent. Then I Spent Five Years At This Very Posh School, Came Out Sounding Like Prince Charles, Which You Have To Do In Order To Survive, And Then I Got Called Lord Fauntleroy For The First Six Months At Art School.