I Knew I Could Control One Thing,

Fortunately For Me, I'm In This Unique Business Of Not Singing, Not Dancing, Not Performing - Just Kind Of Being There.

I Could Lie And Pretend That I Hunt And Camp, But That Wouldn't Be Me. Clothes? Shopping? That's Stuff I Like!

If I Don't Wear Something For A Year, I Give It Away.

I Always Just Wanted To Be A Cheesy Guy On Television.

People Bring Up My Hair Quite A Bit. It's Strategically Tousled. The Flatiron Is The Key.