I Kind Of Conned You Into Believing

Those Of Us Who Frequent The Band Room Have Long Suspected That Becca Maintains Her Lovely Figure By Eating Nothing But The Souls Of Kittens And The Dreams Of Impoverished Children.

You Don't Remember What Happened. What You Remember Becomes What Happened.

I Always Had This Secret Suspicion That I Was Special.

Isaac Out Of Surgery. It Went Well. He's Officially Nec. Nec Meant "no Evidence Of Cancer." A Second Text Came A Few Seconds Later. I Mean, He's Blind. So That's Unfortunate.

Great Books Help You Understand, And They Help You Feel Understood.