I Kept Trying To Tell People That

All You Need Is A Double Barrel

I Should Start With An Apology To Rudy Giuliani. I Said Every Sentence Rudy Utters Has A Noun, A Verb, And 9/11 In It. I Was Wrong. He Called Me To Tell Me After Pat Robertson's Endorsement, There's An Amen In Every Sentence He Says Too.

Hillary Clinton Is As Qualified Or More Qualified Than I Am To Be Vice President Of The United States Of America. Let's Get That Straight. She's A Truly Close Personal Friend. She Is Qualified To Be President Of The United States Of America. She's Easily Qualified To Be Vice President Of The United States Of America. Quite Frankly, It Might Have Been A Better Pick Than Me. But She's First Rate.

I Wish I Had Been More Mature. I Wish I Had Handled The Immediate Aftermath Of The Accident Involving My Family Better.

You Get A Lawyer Whether You're In A Military Tribunal Or Whether You're In A Federal Court, Number One. The Attorney General Decided That The Court With The Biggest - With The Greatest Venue, With The Best Jurisdiction Was The New York Court. That Was The Right Decision To Make.