I Kept Saying That I'd Never Live

It's Something We, Guys, Have All Done. Made Tapes For Girls, Trying To Impress Them, To Meet Them On A Shared Plane Of Aesthetics. Read Them Someone Else's Poetry Because They Do Poetry Better Than You Could Do It, Because You're Too Awkward To Do It.

Probably Lloyd In 'say Anything' Is The Closest To Me - Or To Who I Was At The Time. It Was Just A Great Love Story About People In The '80s, And We All Tried To Make It Feel As Real As Possible. It Was Such A Wonderful Time. We Didn't Leave Anything In The Gym; We Put It All Out There.

I Was Raised Catholic Until I Was Old Enough To Say No.

I Force People To Have Coffee With Me, Just Because I Don't Trust That A Friendship Can Be Maintained Without Any Other Senses Besides A Computer Or Cellphone Screen.

If You're A Movie Star, There's A Cycle You Go Through: Adoration, Adulation, You're Used, And Then You're Discarded. And It Happens Again And Again, Always In That Sequence.