I Kept Looking For Happiness, And Then

People Can Tell You What To Do, But Ultimately, We're All Going To Die, So How Do You Want To Live?

I Wouldn't Want To Be Married To Me, But Luckily Tom Cruise Does.

If I Was In Sydney, I Love The Beach. Even Though I'm Incredibly Pale, I Put On These Terribly Long Unattractive Rashies, And People Laugh At Me. My Kids Laugh At Me. But That's What I Would Do.

If You've Got Red Hair, Try Washing It In Cranberry Juice. And, If You're Blonde, A Champagne Rinse Can Work Wonders.

I'd Rather Walk A Tightrope Than Have My Feet On The Ground.