I Keep Hearing This [expletive] Thing That

I'm A Very Simple Man. You've Got To Have, Like, A Computer Nowadays To Turn The Tv On And Off... And The Nightmare Continues.

I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform 'iron Man' Every Night.

I've Got Many, Many Demons That Affect Me On Many, Many Levels.

Sometimes I'm Scared Of Being Ozzy Osbourne. But It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Been Sting.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.