I Just Want To Be Loved, Is

I Am Thrilled - I Can't Stress That Enough - Thrilled When I See Kids Getting Active.

I'm Sure There's Going To Be Some Material From This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I Usually Use That Song To Just Introduce Myself To The Audience, Although The Patter In Between The Song Is Always Different.

Nothing Binds A People To Their Leader Like A Common Enemy. Voters Don’t Change Governments During War.

Somebody Should Talk To Dan Quayle And Tell Him Natural Blondes Don't Have Dark Grey Stripes On The Sides.

I Have To Work Really Hard, Eight Shows A Week, To Get A Nice Check As An Actor. But When I Write A Play, And It's A - Knock Wood - Hit, The Checks Come In For Many Years.