I Just Want The Pleasure Of Noticing

She Left Me Enough To Rediscover The Great Perhaps.

If I Ever End Up Being The Kind Of Person Who Has One Kid And Seven Bedrooms. Do Me A Favor And Shoot Me.

I Have Two Kinds Of Facebook Friends: Those Who Know What 'dftba' Means, And Those Who Don't.

And He Was Feeling Not-unique In The Very Best Possible Way.

I'm A Grenade And At Some Point I'm Going To Blow Up And I Would Like To Minimize The Casualties, Okay?